See fourty of the best kid jokes for school that you can print and save for later too! These jokes will keep your kids laughing, especially for back to school time.
It’s almost that time for kids to be going back to school. I recently shared a back to school Apple craft, and then I rounded up a handful of other back to school crafts for preschoolers. In the spirit of the end of the summer, I thought it would be fun to share some of the best kid jokes I’ve found that have to do with school.
40 kid jokes for school
- Why do math books seem sad? Because they are full of problems
- Why did the cat do well in school? Because he was the teachers pet
- What is a Snake’s favorite subject in school? Hissssssstory
- Where did the pencil go on vacation? Pennsylvania
- Why do calculators make best friends? You can count on them
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
- Why are fish smart? They live in schools
- What did the spider make online? A website
- What does one pencil say to another? Looking sharp
- Why did the teacher wear glasses to school? Because her students were so bright
- Why did the teacher draw on her window? Because she wanted her lessons to be clear
- How did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom? Her keys were on the piano
- What do you call a student with a book in his pants? Smartie-pants
- Why is history the sweetest subject? Because it’s full of dates
- Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? They keep getting lost at C
- Why did the student study on an airplane? He wanted a higher education
- What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? A bookworm
- Why did the teacher marry the janitor? He swept her off her feet
- What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals
- Why did the Cyclops teacher have such an easy first day of school? He only had one pupil
- What flies around school at night? the Alpha-bat
- What did the algebra book say to the science book? I have lots of problems
- What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day? School bus
- Where do people go to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae School
- Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York? She can’t sit down
- Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they are in high school
- What is white when it is dirty and black when it is clean? A blackboard
- What did one pencil say to another one? Looking sharp
- What school supply is always tired? A knapsack
- What contest do skunks win at school? The smelling bee
- What happens when a pen gets sick? They give it pen-icillan
- Why do the monkey’s like recess? The Monkey bars
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi
- Where do surfers go to school? Boarding school
- How do you make sure to get straight A’s? Use a ruler
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point
- Why did the girl eat her homework? Because she didn’t have a dog
- Why is glue bad at math? It’s gets stuck on problems
- How do bees get to school? On the school buzz
- Why did the broom get a bad grade in class? Because it was always sweeping during class.
Free Printable; 40 funny kid jokes about school for kids
I hope these made you smile!