40+ of The Best Kid Jokes for School with Free Printable PDF

See forty of the best kid jokes for school that you can print and save for later too! These funny school jokes will keep your kids laughing, especially for back to school time or even on summer vacation!

It’s almost that time for kids to be going back to school. I recently shared a back to school Apple craft, and then I rounded up a handful of other back to school crafts for preschoolers. In the spirit of the end of the summer, I thought it would be fun to share some of the best kid jokes I’ve found that have to do with school. 

So what encompasses a “kid joke?” In my opinion, a “kid joke” usually involves simple wordplay, puns, or humor that is easy for children to understand and appreciate. It often includes lighthearted and silly subject matter that is suitable for a young audience. It should create good, clean, laughable fun. Kind of like these funny knock knock jokes for kids.  You might even find a few math jokes, teacher jokes, knock-knock jokes, corny jokes, history jokes, science jokes, teacher’s pet jokes, and maybe even a few that can be used as dad jokes . Either way, these are some of the best jokes for school I found. Print this list and get ready for the next school season!

Don’t forget to check out our other funny jokes and puns before you leave; Kids Thanksgiving Jokes, Birthday Jokes for Kids, Halloween Riddles and Quotes, April Fools Jokes for Kids to Play on Parents, 80 ‘Most Likely to’ Questions for kids. 

Let’s end the summer season with a good laugh and prepare your kids for school with some fun hilarious jokes. P.S. Check out the free printable PDF below. 

40+ kid jokes for school today

1. Why do math books seem sad in math class? Because they are full of problems
2. Why did the cat do well in school? Because he was the teachers pet
3. What is a Snake’s favorite subject in school? Hissssssstory
4. Where did the pencil go on vacation? Pennsylvania 
5. Why do calculators make best friends? You can count on them
6. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
7. Why are fish smart? They live in schools
8. What did the spider make online? A website
9. What does one pencil say to another? Looking sharp
10. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright
11. Why did the teacher draw on her window? Because she wanted her lessons to be clear
12. How did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom? Her keys were on the piano
13. What do you call a student with a book in his pants? Smartie-pants
14. Why is history the sweetest subject? Because it’s full of dates
15. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? They keep getting lost at C
16. Why did the student study on an airplane? He wanted a higher education
17. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?  A bookworm
18. Why did the teacher marry the janitor? He swept her off her feet
19. What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals
20. Why did the Cyclops teacher have such an easy first day of school? He only had one pupil
21. What flies around school at night? the Alpha-bat
22. What did the algebra book say to the science book? I have lots of problems
23.  What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day? School bus
24. Where do people go to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae School
25. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York? She can’t sit down
26. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they are in high school
27. What is white when it is dirty and black when it is clean? A blackboard
28. What did one pencil say to another one? Looking sharp
29. What school supply is always tired? A knapsack
30. What contest do skunks win at school? The smelling bee
31. What happens when a pen gets sick? They give it pen-icillan
32. Why do the monkey’s like recess? The Monkey bars
33. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi
34. Where do surfers go to school? Boarding school
35. How do you make sure to get straight A’s? Use a ruler
36. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point
37. Why did the girl eat her homework? Because she didn’t have a dog
38. Why is glue bad at math? It’s gets stuck on problems
39. How do bees get to school? On the school buzz
40. Why did the broom get a bad grade in class? Because it was always sweeping during class.
41. Why did the music teacher go to the doctor? Because he couldn’t stop hitting the high notes!
42. Why did the obtuse angle go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to be more acute!
43. Why did the peanut butter go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more “spread” out!
44. Why did the palm tree go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to “branch” out!
45. Why did the spelling bee go to school? Because it wanted to “bee” the best speller in the hive!
46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s time to go back to school!
47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for the first day of school!
48. Why did the left foot go back to school? Because it wanted to start the year off on the right foot!

Free Printable; 40 funny kid jokes about school for kids

I hope these school-themed jokes made you smile!