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40 of The Best Kid Jokes for School with Free Printable PDF

See fourty of the best kid jokes for school that you can print and save for later too! These jokes will keep your kids laughing, especially for back to school time.

It’s almost that time for kids to be going back to school. I recently shared a back to school Apple craft, and then I rounded up a handful of other back to school crafts for preschoolers. In the spirit of the end of the summer, I thought it would be fun to share some of the best kid jokes I’ve found that have to do with school.

So what encompasses a “kid joke?” In my opinion, a “kid joke” usually involves simple wordplay, puns, or humor that is easy for children to understand and appreciate. It often includes lighthearted and silly subject matter that is suitable for a young audience. It should create good, clean, laughable fun. Kind of like these funny knock knock jokes for kids.

Don’t forget to check out our other funny jokes and puns before you leave; Kids Thanksgiving JokesBirthday Jokes for KidsHalloween Riddles and QuotesApril Fools Jokes for Kids to Play on Parents, 80 ‘Most Likely to’ Questions for kids.

So now that you know what makes a good clean joke for kids, let’s look at some! P.S. Check out the free printable PDF below.

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40 kid jokes for school

  1. Why do math books seem sad? Because they are full of problems
  2. Why did the cat do well in school? Because he was the teachers pet
  3. What is a Snake’s favorite subject in school? Hissssssstory
  4. Where did the pencil go on vacation? Pennsylvania
  5. Why do calculators make best friends? You can count on them
  6. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
  7. Why are fish smart? They live in schools
  8. What did the spider make online? A website
  9. What does one pencil say to another? Looking sharp
  10. Why did the teacher wear glasses to school? Because her students were so bright
  11. Why did the teacher draw on her window? Because she wanted her lessons to be clear
  12. How did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom? Her keys were on the piano
  13. What do you call a student with a book in his pants? Smartie-pants
  14. Why is history the sweetest subject? Because it’s full of dates
  15. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? They keep getting lost at C
  16. Why did the student study on an airplane? He wanted a higher education
  17. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? A bookworm
  18. Why did the teacher marry the janitor? He swept her off her feet
  19. What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals
  20. Why did the Cyclops teacher have such an easy first day of school? He only had one pupil
  21. What flies around school at night? the Alpha-bat
  22. What did the algebra book say to the science book? I have lots of problems
  23.  What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day? School bus
  24. Where do people go to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae School
  25. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York? She can’t sit down
  26. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they are in high school
  27. What is white when it is dirty and black when it is clean? A blackboard
  28. What did one pencil say to another one? Looking sharp
  29. What school supply is always tired? A knapsack
  30. What contest do skunks win at school? The smelling bee
  31. What happens when a pen gets sick? They give it pen-icillan
  32. Why do the monkey’s like recess? The Monkey bars
  33. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi
  34. Where do surfers go to school? Boarding school
  35. How do you make sure to get straight A’s? Use a ruler
  36. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point
  37. Why did the girl eat her homework? Because she didn’t have a dog
  38. Why is glue bad at math? It’s gets stuck on problems
  39. How do bees get to school? On the school buzz
  40. Why did the broom get a bad grade in class? Because it was always sweeping during class.

Free Printable; 40 funny kid jokes about school for kids

I hope these made you smile!

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