Looking for some fun and awesome Ice puns? Let me show you a handful of the best ice pun jokes around.
Wondering what ice jokes are? Ice puns for kids are a collection of playful and lighthearted cold puns centered around the theme of ice. These puns share phrases or jokes that involve ice-related concepts, such as ice cubes, snowmen, snow puns or winter puns. The puns are age-appropriate for children, offering a great way to engage with the concept of ice in a light-hearted manner. They include funny humor related around cold feet, a school ice day, snow joke, hiring freeze, polar bear, thin ice, ice cream puns, you get the point.
The best way to share these jokes is to have a few of these free PDF files printed to share with your friends. What’s better on a hot summer day or cold winter one than a few funny ice puns? Let’s get this winter pun-derland started with a few snowman jokes.
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Best Puns Related to Ice
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why don’t mountains get cold in winter? They wear snow caps!
- What’s an ice cream’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
- I’m so cool, I’m the ‘ice thing’ you’ve been looking for!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frosty paws!
- What did the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
- Why did the snowman bring a broom to the party? He heard they were having a snowball!
- How do you know if a snowman is smart? He has a lot of sleet!
- What do you call a snowman with a great personality? Charming!
- What does a block of ice like to do on the weekend? Chill out!
- What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
- Why did the snowman go to therapy? He was trying to figure out the “ice of life”!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty the Doughman!
- Why did the ice cream store hire a decorator? Because they wanted to sprinkle some style and scoop up some compliments!
- What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle!
- What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
- What did one snowman say to the other? “Do you smell carrots?”
- How do you make a snowman smile? Give him a warm hug!
- What do you get when you cross an ice cube with a computer? A chill processor!
- Why don’t snowmen ever get hot? They always stay cool!
- What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
- Why did the snowman bring a map to the party? Because he didn’t want to have a “snow problem” finding his way!
- What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
- Why did the ice cube go to school? To get a little “cool” education!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frosty paws!
- Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!
- What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Just chill!
- What do you call an ice cube that sings? A cool crooner!
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
- How do you know if a snowman is smart? He has a lot of sleet!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty the Doughman!
- Why did the bucket of ice go to the party? Because it heard things were heating up and wanted to cool things down!
- What do you call an ice cube with a great sense of humor? A real “chill” comedian!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frosty paws!
- What do you call a snowman who tells tall tales? A snow-fish-icator!
- How do you keep a snowman from melting? You give him the cold shoulder!
- What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose and a corn cob pipe? A jolly happy soul!
- Why did the snowman bring a bucket of water to the party? He wanted to break the ice!
- What do snowmen use to clean their teeth? Snowpaste!
- How do snowmen get around? They ride an “icicle”!
- What’s an ice cube’s favorite game? Freeze tag!
- Why did the ice cube go to the party? It heard they were serving “cool” drinks!
- Why did the ice rink get so many visitors? Because it had the coolest attractions in town!
- Why did the burglar take a jacket to the bank? Because he heard they had cold hard cash!
- Why did the snowman become a rapper? Because he wanted to lay down some “ice ice baby” tracks!
- Why can’t you get a job at the ice rink? There’s a hiring freeze.
- What type of teachers do Ice Cream cones have? A Sundae School teacher
I hope I’ve shared some funny humor related to anything ice! As always, thanks for stopping by friends!