Kids love jokes and some of the best jokes are the ones that revolve around themes. For this post, we’re diving into a handful of funny bat jokes! From knock-knock jokes to world of bat puns, we’re hoping to spark a few laughs, even for those who don’t have a sense of humor.
Below are 20 hilarious bat jokes for kids WITH a free printable that you can print and take with you.
- Why did the baseball bat go to the blood bank? It wanted to get a little “vein” practice!
- What’s a bat’s favorite dessert? Bat-ter cake!
- Why did the bat bring a baseball bat to the baseball game? It wanted to hit a home run!
- What do you call a collection of bat puns? A “bat-tastic” library!
- Why did the bat apply for a job on the baseball team? Because it wanted to be the bat boy!
- What’s a bat’s favorite subject in school? “Bat-hematics!”
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you’re glad to see me! - What do you call a talking bat? A “chat-bat!”
- Why did the bat wear false teeth? It wanted to have a “fang-tastic” smile!
- What’s a bat’s favorite sport? “Bat-minton!”
- What game do bats love to play? “Bat-tle!”
- Why did the bat and the baseball team become best friends? Because they both loved a good laugh!
- What’s a bat’s favorite sound wave? The sound of a baseball hitting a bat!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Batsy.
Batsy who?
Batsy you missed me! - What did the bat say to its best friend? “You really crack me up!”
- What’s the best way to make a bat laugh? Tell it a “hilarious bat joke!”
- Why did the bat bring its friends to the baseball game? Because it wanted to have a “good time” with good friends!
- What’s a bat’s favorite holiday? “Bat-ween!”
- Why did the bat get kicked off the baseball team? It kept flying off the handle!
- What do you call a bat that tells jokes? A “pun-derful” bat!
- What did the little bat say when it entered the haunted house? “Welcome bat! This place is a real scream!”
- Why did the big bat bring a ladder to the Halloween party? Because it wanted to reach new heights in clever wordplay!
- What do you call a bat that loves heavy metal music? A “bat-tle of the bands!”
- Why did the little bat go to the pumpkin patch? It wanted to find the perfect “bat-tern!”
- How do bats greet each other at a Halloween party? “Welcome bat, let’s have a fang-tastic time!”
- What’s a bat’s favorite part of a haunted house? The spooky “bat flap” door!
- Why did the big bat bring a backpack to the Halloween party? Because it wanted to carry all its “bat-tastic” treats!
- What did the clever bat say to the ghost at the haunted house? “You’re looking a little transparent today!”
- Why did the little bat get in trouble at the pumpkin patch? It kept trying to “carve” out a good time!
- How do bats celebrate Halloween? With a “bat-tacular” party full of tricks and treats!
- What did the big bat say when it saw a heavy metal band? “Now that’s my kind of ‘bat-titude’!”
- Why did the little bat always win at hide and seek? Because it knew all the best “bat-nooks!”
- What do you call a bat that loves to tell puns? A “pun-derful” little bat!
- How do you know a bat is at your Halloween party? You can hear the “bat flap” of excitement!
- Why did the big bat get invited to every Halloween party? Because it always brought the “bat-tery” of fun!
- Why did the bat get kicked out of the spelling bee? It kept trying to spell “bat” with a “b” and a “c!”
- What do you call a bat with a bad temper? A “bat-tered” soul!
- Why did the bat open a re-tail store? Because it wanted to sell “bat-tastic” merchandise!
- What’s a bat’s favorite place to hang out? The “bat cave”—it’s always a good time!
- Why did the bats start a fang club? They wanted to celebrate their “fang-tastic” smiles!
- How do bats practice for a spelling bee? They use “bat-agrams!”
- What did the bat say when it got angry? “I’ve got a serious case of bat tempers!”
- Why did the little bat love the re-tail store? Because it could find all the best “bat-tiques!”
- What’s a bat’s favorite activity in the bat cave? Having a “fang-tastic” game night!
- Why did the bat study hard for the spelling bee? It wanted to be the “bat-tle” champion!
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