Ready for some fun dental jokes for kids? We’ve got 20 fun dentist jokes that will make any kid chuckle. Best part? We’ve included a free printable so you can take the jokes with you!
Tooth Jokes for Kids
1. Why did the dentist become a drill sergeant?
Because he wanted to make sure everyone got to the root of the problem!
2. What did the molar bear say at the dentist’s office?
“I promise I’ll floss if you give me a little plaque!”
3. Why did the tooth fairy go on a roller coaster?
She wanted to get a good laugh and a little rush before her dental visits!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
5. What’s the dentist’s favorite dinosaur?
A Floss-iraptor!
6. Why did the false teeth go to the north pole?
To see the tooth fairy’s winter workshop!
7. What do killer whales use to take care of their teeth?
Orca-dental care!
8. When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty! (2:30)
9. What did the buck teeth say to the crooked teeth?
“Let’s straighten things out and get the whole tooth!”
10. Why did the dentist love telling jokes on touch device users’ screens?
Because a swipe brings a smile and a good laugh!
11. What’s a dentist’s favorite dental joke?
The one with a little plaque, but a whole lot of sparkle!
12. Why did the tooth fairy need a root canal?
She bit off more than she could chew!
13. What’s a dentist’s favorite instrument?
The tuba toothpaste!
14. What boat carries teeth across the river?
The tooth ferry!
15. Why did the bat fail his dental check-up?
Because he had bat breath!
16. Why do dentists love going to dental fairs?
Because there’s always plenty of dental humor!
17. What do you call the best tooth jokes?
The ones that make you smile from ear to ear!
18. How do you keep your teeth healthy at a dance party?
Show off your kid dance moves and brush after every snack!
19. Why did the dentist give his patient a second opinion?
Because he wanted to make sure his dental health was available for use!
20. Why do kids love dental check-ups?
Because the dentist always has a joke and a sticker!
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